Fuck me in the goat ass!

Holy banana boat! Well, looks like we are back for another round of entries. It's finally 2009 and I had to post something because I feel like this blog needs some love. Many things have changed in our personal lives and we all decided to grow up a little bit. Let me give you all a quick update as to where everyone is at...

Nick got married and enrolled in Regis University. Ronnie and I also enrolled in community college(it's nothing like animal house at all!) and Ryan has worked his way up the ladder at our favorite meeting place Illegal Pete's. That's about it, no fancy or crazy stories to tell. So, you are all caught up!

But before I leave I just want to point out something about this years girl scout cookies. THEY MADE THE BOX SMALLER! Why is this important? It means fewer cookies and, it means you get a big giant stick in the ass when it comes to the price. Of course they raised the price and you get fewer cookies. I would like to know where all of this so called "cookie" money is going. I would like to take a moment and consider the girl scouts to the biggest and badest orginized crime ring ever created!
Just like the mafia, these little girls or should I say "Green Bandits!" strong arm you in to buying cookies by blocking the entrance to every local grocery store in town, or by going door to door armed with innocence and dreams of raising enough money for a camping trip. I can't remember the last time I've seen a community funded girl scout park or a statue of a local hero being erected with a plaque saying "Dontated by local Girl Scout troop 231". Or maybe those things are out there...I could be wrong. But everytime I gaze upon a box of thin mints I can't help but notice the picture of that happy girl, waving her arms with joy. She is so joyful because she just scammed you out of $45 worth of bullshit cookies that sent her and her family on a 6 day 5 night camping adventure deep in to the heart of Alaska! You're welcome!

I hope that everytime you see a girl scout laughing and having a fun time twirling in circles outside King Soopers you know they are laughing at you...sucker!

P.S. I wold like everyone to know, this post was made possible because I was able to snack on thin mints while writing it. GIIIIRLLLL SCCCOOUUUUTTTS!!!