back again???

Hey there bitches!

When we started this blog its purpose was to push us to live like tomorrow was the apocolypse. After our amazing adventures, we were supposed to report our mischief here to you, and you were supposed to do with it what you please. Well, we didn't live likethat for long because we kept getting arrested and, as you probably know because you're a convict, getting arrested and the shit afterwords get expensive. Since we have no jobs or ambitions, paying for bail, lawyers, handjobs, etc., can be quite difficult. Does all this mean that we died? Kind of. One of us literally died, and the rest just died inside.

With all that shit said, I will fill you in on what we have done since last post. Zac won the lottery, bought too much shit and ended up broke again. Ryan stole a $20 bill from zac, bet on some sporting event and won $10k. He bought a car without insuring it and ran it into a day care center. Oops. Ronnie fell down and broke his coccyx while showboating for some girl who he wanted to lay down with. After laying down with her more than would be considered a legal number of sessions, he found that they were blood related when he ran into her at a family reunion. Oops. Finally, I went on a whacky adventure with a guy and a girl from my office. We went to Washington DC, Paris, and some other places. We were trying to find a NATIONAL TREASURE. unfortunately, the adventure was retarded and the jokes along the way were tacky and surprisingly PG rated.

That's that mother fucker.

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