Conveyor Belt of Love

Reality show suck. That's a given. But wow, Conveyor Belt of Love takes the reality show sucking to a big fat cock-gulping, ass-rimming low. Five 21-30 year old women sit on a panel while 100 equally-aged men go by on a slow-moving conveyor belt. While they go by they have 30 seconds or so to make their best case to woo one (or more) of the women and end up as one of the girls' dates. Sounds pretty generic for a dating show, true, but the type of boners a show like this attracts is appalling. It's kind of like packing all of the awful, shallow, insipid shit that would occur in an entire season of The Real World into 30-second bursts... Well, that plus stupid fucking costumes. It just ended and I am sick in my stomach a little. I can't take it anymore and I must go to bed.

~Nick