tonight tonight

so jason did the geeks who drink at the park meadows petes. waaaaay better. any how, any of you dudes wanna host the geeks who drink on a normal basis at park meadows petes? do it. lets party it up this week! i saaaaaaaid, "lets party it up this week!"

They call me little johnny frostbite!

This is it! Fight for this! So every thursday we play trivia at illegal pete's. We start off good then for some reason things hit the shitter pretty damn fast. I'm not sure but I think jason actually docked us points for making fun of mike myers! Jason if you are reading this, mike myers sucks. He may have done some funny things possibly even classic things but we judge a person by the body of thier work and overall he is a bag of smashed assholes. We came in 7th, lame. But it's always fun when we show up and it doesn't hurt to get our blog posted all over the geeks who drink website. Thanks! Also jason keep reading....

The night then quickly heads to Benders 13th street tavern down town. The night is still young and the regualrs have not shown up yet. Around 9:40 someone comes around and hands us a giant red book. We don't know whats in it, it could hold the secret of the universe. But, to our suprise it held something way more precious....it was a book of songs for kareoke. That's right people, someone in the group is a wild man! And if you guessed nick you are right, haha. So after haveing a couple of cranberry and vodkas I notice nick laughing out loud to himself. I see the book in his hands. He passes the book to me and points out a very special song. He fills out his request and hands it in. We start to spread the word that nick is going to sing and it will be a classic moment in apacoblog history. Im nervous, nick is somewhat nervous. After some hideous songs nick's name gets called.....he approaches the mic, clears his throat and.....begins to sing.

(Below is the song and its lyrics. Imagine this being sang in a crowded bar and all the heads turn at once with giant smile on thier faces!)

Adam Sandler
"At A Medium Pace"

Put your arms around me baby

Can't you see I need you so

Hold me close against your skin

I'm about to begin Lovin' you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock At a medium pace

Play with my balls and tell me

How big they are

Honey, rub your beaverUp and down my face

Sit on the corner of the bed

And watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottleNow stick it up my ass

Push it in and outAt a medium pace

Talk about your old boyfriend's dick

And how big it was

Now shave off my pubes

And punch me in the face

Whoa darlin'Make me push my dick and ballsBack between my legs

Call me an ugly woman

And take my picture to showAll the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotumAnd take the shampoo bottleOut of my ass

Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guyAnd watch me whack off

Strap on a dildo And make me give you head

Tell me to slow down And do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliatedI'm about to blow my load

You tell me it's time to make loveBut now I can't'Cause I spewed all over myself

Then you look into my eyes

And you realize How much I enjoy lovin' you

I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach

Maybe next time I'll be better at lovin' you

Needless to say it was super awesome and a moment I'll never forget. Jason play this song next week!

That's all for now...bye!

stupid kids?

ok so how do you entertain guys on a saturday night, without going out? put them in front of youtube watching kids getting pwned! HAHAHAHAHA. it was one of the best nights in awhile.

go to youtube.com and type in "kids getting pwned."


hahahahahahahahahhahahaha.

Movia trivia. I guess

So.. starting my day off right today consisted of watching the first 15 minutes of a fine flick named "So I married an axe murderer". Then after the addicting 15 minutes I turned that shit off and I realized 2 important details.

1) Mike Meyers uses the same stupid shtick in every movie and I soon remembered that I think of him as a hack/un-witty "actor"(i use the term actor very loosely) and I kinda hate him. wait, now that I think of it I do hate this man. And that movie sucks.

2) the opening sequence to this movie is the cliche "helicopter view" starting with flying over some water then coming over a large city then zooming in to the location the movie takes place. I realized that a lot of movies especially in the 90's use this opening credit shot( and its veeeery gay) but I cant seem to remember any. But I am certain I have seen some.

So yeah, shitty day at work, and I cant stop thinking of other movies that use this for the opening credits/title sequence. Help me out

I need to remember at least 5 so when I'm dead I can go in peace.

p.s. Ryan isn't allowed to drink for 2 weeks.

/rant