Since we are finally bringing back the apacoblog I thought I would make my first post about dog meat. Yes, you read right...dog meat. China decided to not serve dog meat during the Olympic games. Are they trying to hide something everyone in the world has known for years? China you eat dogs. We get it, it might be tasty in a soup or on a sandwich but seriously. People in America don't eat dogs unless you are a crazy person and like to eat man's best friend. Just imagine coming home and your favorite dog, zippers has brought you the mail but, the first thing that runs across your mind is... sorry zippers I'm going to roast you tonight with carrots and potatoes. Let's hope the kids don't realize their best friend is missing and sitting on the table smelling delicious.
China, let's figure out how to clean the air before we worry about what food we are eating. Everything looks the same fried anyway. On a personal note..I'm kinda chubby and having a hard time tying my shoes these days. I need to lose this weight but goddamn I love tacos and fried food. I would also like to take a moment to talk about our victory at our local geeks who drink trivia game. After about 2 years of playing we finally took first...The rest of the teams fell like Berlin during WW2. We totally crushed it.
That's all that is on my mind right now. Besides the fact I'm sweating while writing this, fuck I'm fat.
Keep your lettuce tight everyone!
December 2012 is coming... So party like its the Apocalypse.You're gonna die soon, you assholes.
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