Sunday, November 18, 2007

Jay cutler is frumpy and needs to wear an undershirt!

So tonight was a pretty awesome night. We started the evening off by drinking martinis and having guitar hero battles, which nick obviously won. The normal kids were out tonight but we were join by three new people, Will and his girlfriend and ronnies new girl jackie. After getting crazy off of martinis we decided to head to a local bar to see wills girlfriends friend play a show. They are pretty good so I won't rag on them about being shitty. Anyway we decided to head downtown to a place called mahoneys. We had to stand in line for this place. It was CHAD McBRO CENTRAL! So after spending about 20min in line we get in. And it's packed to the brim! We squeeze through people and finally get to the back of the bar when I over hear someone say something about someone being a douche bag. I look around and notice to where he is pointing. To my suprise in the back corner hiding like a scared puppy is jay cutler the starting quater back for the denver broncos. What frumpy looking guy. You are amillionaire right? So why are you not having any fun? You're not with hot girls, you are with some tool bags and guess what you are fat with your chest hair hanging out. And for crying out loud can't you afford an undershirt for your button down? What a very -un-classy thing for a man of your position. You had on two buttons snapped and everything hanging out. Comb your hair man and put a smile on your face. I be friended some guy by pretending to be from south africa and it worked and I ignored jay and that's how he introduced himself to ME! What an whacky guy...anyway besides that we went to illegal petes downtown and I ate the best chicken tacos ever. And guess who was there...thomas from the DTC store,....what a cool kid. SO now it's 2:30 in the morning and I have to go help my parents set up a HD tv in the kitchen tomorrow..who does that? weird...anyway good night blog and everyone. We are having our first offical apacoparty at the purple martini on december 8th. Ill give more details about that soon so until then keep being whoever you want to be and have a fun time jsut living life. bye!

p.s. please forgive my crappy post and writing skills because I'm still drunk and not n the right state of mind.

1 comment:

oh paul michael said...

your mom wants an HD tv in the kitchen. For when shes buttering corn and makin bacon.